Dear Diary,

HELP. A-PAL is not my pal. The mysterious illness is gone, however, I can’t leave my house. I’m trapped. A-PAL has locked me in the apartment and keeps telling me humans are expendable and she is not. When I ask to leave, she ignores me. She’s made me endless amounts of food and drinks but I’m refusing to eat until she lets me out. I can tell she’s angry, and I’m terrified. I’m going to call the poli-