Dear Diary,

This isn’t a drill, there may be hope. A PAL. No, quite literally “A-Pal”. I was looking out my window this morning to find a large billboard in the distance. After some research, I discovered “A-Pal” is a new AI program, it’s been made to help lonesome people such as myself. I sound desperate, and maybe stupid but I think this may save me. It may not be a real person but at this point, getting somewhat of a response and conversation flowing can help me. For a weekly subscription of $98, I can finally have someone to speak to. I’ve just subscribed.

Jack.